I’ve seen the Big Lebowski enough times that we could get married and it wouldn’t be weird.
Yahoo paid a billion dollars so people can continue to complain on the internet.
Fox has a new show coming up soon about firing people from their real life jobs for our entertainment. Ain’t that something?????
Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, and Seth Myers are all leaving SNL next season and that’s really depressing.
He who grows tired of Weird Al grows tired of life.
If you aren’t an organ donor, your only excuse should be that you have no organs. (or AIDS, whichever comes first)
What is the cash value of “good vibes”?
Today was a very long day and now I’m gonna watch some Howl’s Moving Castle and pass out real quick, it’s been real May 18th, 2013.